| Ref# | Date | Advertisement |
|---|---|---|
| 1/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Reckitt Benckiser (Aust) Pty
Ltd Reckitt Benckiser - Pea-Beu - One Shot - two cockroaches - man sprays alternative on one then Pea Beu on the other, and places paper cups over both of them |
| 10/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Michael Hill Jewellers
Ltd Michael Hill Jewellers - old man in pool wears gold chain "you won't need a sugar daddy" to buy jewellery |
| 11/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Australian Fast Foods Australian Fast Foods - Red Rooster - Geordie man says "in fact" but accent makes it sound like "fuct" |
| 13/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Ford Dealer Advertising
Fund Ford Dealer Advertising Fund - woman just given birth dashes from delivery room with drip still attached, to get to a Ford sale |
| 14/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Tricon Restaurants
International Tricon - KFC - Swing King Backyard Bucket - backyard cricket shows man being hit in groin by ball, then hit on the head |
| 15/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Tricon Restaurants
International Tricon - KFC - young men at beach playing cricket, try to hit the ball towards two bikini-clad girls, but it reaches a muscled man wearing briefs. Fielder catches the ball but knocks the muscle man down on sand, falling on top of him |
| 16/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Tricon Restaurants
International Tricon - KFC - men playing cricket on beach when ball hit towards a foot in gold high heel shoe. Fielder looks dismayed and sunbathing girls snigger. Later shoe is found to belong to an older woman 40 -50 years who returns the ball |
| 17/06 | 14 February 2006 |
S C Johnson & Son Pty
Ltd SC Johnson - Baygon - man using outdoor pesticide spray without safety mask or protective clothing - boy's pet spider (CGI) in jar terrified. Mother calls out to get rid of spider - the boy does so by emptying the jar out the window |
| 19/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Video Ezy Video Ezy - Gladstone - woman urges renting $3.95 video with two-way volume control and turning up the volume to drown out sounds of baby crying |
| 2/06 | 14 February 2006 |
AAMI AAMI - family driving in very hot weather and father asks if they want aircon on. When wife goes to turn on airconditioning, the man slaps her hand away from controls and asks "half or full?" then winds windows down |
| 24/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Clarks Shoes Ltd Clarks Shoes - cobbler (1) - derelict-looking old man muttering to himself on bus trip with school children, when he gets to his shop we find he's a cobbler who's angry because he has a lot less business now the kids are wearing Clark's school shoes |
| 25/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Clarks Shoes Ltd Clarks Shoes - cobbler (2) - old man hammering and muttering to himself (subtitles on screen explain) - Clark's shoes' quality are putting him out of business |
| 27/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Holden Ltd Holden - Australia Week Sale - "Hewsy (Melbourne comedian) in front of beach marquee surrounded by Australian flags cooking a BBQ - he calls "come and get it" and camera pulls back and we see beach is deserted |
| 3/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Blue Haven Pools & Spas Pty
Ltd Blue Haven Pools & Spas - elephant in pool lying on a float and bobbing in the water |
| 30/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Stihl Pty Ltd Stihl - Mr O'Brien - man infatuated with her asks female hardware assistant if she can see anything wrong with his chainsaw then she asks him "How's Mrs O'Brien?" which snaps the man back to reality, remembering he has a wife |
| 32/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Kellogg (Aust) Pty Ltd Kellogg - Nutri Grain - Honey Nut cereal bar - man running on beach dragging rope with tyre attached, kayaking, mountain biking - after eating a ceral bar he jumps a creek and triumphantly raises fists in the air |
| 33/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Telstra Corporation Ltd Telstra - Bigpond - Broadband (TV) - 1/2 price offer on tartan background with bagpipes |
| 34/06 | 14 February 2006 |
BIC Australia Pty Ltd BIC - back to school - voiceover mentions "mums' but not dads choosing and buying educational resources |
| 35/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Austereo Pty Ltd Austereo - Triple M - The Cage - crew shown with captions, "small doodle", "arse crack tatoo" "soft balls" "bed wetter" "lends his bum to other blokes" "gets turned on by the Discovery channel etc |
| 351/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Telstra Corporation Ltd Telstra - Bigpond - ADSL - father & son visit Scottish neighbour to use his Broadband facilities and all he does is talk constantly about Scotland, and playing bagpipes, and dancing Scottish reels - father decides must get own Broadband |
| 36/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Coca-Cola South Pacific Pty
Ltd Coca-Cola - Zero (TV) - young man surfing on the roof of a bus shouting through a megaphone, after leaning out of the windows to steal traffic cones - when bus stops suddenly, he is catapulted into into the sea |
| 373/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Parmalat Australia Ltd Parmalat - Pauls Slim Milk - woman drinking milk from carton then burps |
| 374/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Mike Carney Toyota Mike Carney Toyota - Nobody's Used Cars - girl in pink dress, sits in one of the cars and has an orgasm - tells salesman it was great and she'll take it |
| 375/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Coca-Cola South Pacific Pty
Ltd Coca-Cola - Great Australian Road Trip - encouragement to turn radio volume up past normal decibel lever, and use of word "friggin" |
| 376/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Diageo Australia Ltd Diageo - Johnnie Walker - "just one more" Justin Langer describing a journey being governed by numbers on various pieces of Architecture/scenery |
| 378/05 | 14 February 2006 |
NRMA Ltd IAG- Insurance - NRMA - wedding - employee answers her mobile in the middle of her wedding vows |
| 379/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Austar Entertainment Pty
Ltd Austar - wedding couple told by priest they can cancel within 60 days |
| 38/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Toyota Motor Corp Aust
Ltd Toyota - Lexus IS250 - black car with wheels splashing water under a diver on springboard and two black bulls to left and right. Diver and bulls merge into car and car drives through water towards camera and stops. |
| 380/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Domino's Pizza Australia Pty
Ltd Domino's - three girls undo their jeans in preparation for the pizza delivery guy - when they open door, he says "Keep your pants on, you'll be satisfied, not stuffed" |
| 381/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Peters & Brownes
Group Peters & Browne's - Chill Bill Coffee - Hugh Heffner-type in a spa surrounded by scantily-clad females using chauvanistic play on words |
| 383/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Davey Products Pty Ltd Davey - Torrium - woman abuses husband because she had no hot water in the bathroom |
| 384/05 | 14 February 2006 |
McDonald's Aust Ltd McDonald's - young mother with bowl of healthy salad, but daughter has only a small pack of fries |
| 385/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Sunbeam Corporation Ltd Sunbeam - Wet to Dry Hair Straightener - woman waiting in car honks horn for husband to hurry up - she gets ready faster with new appliance |
| 387/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Queensland Transport Queensland Transport - BBQ & Baby 3 - father & son driving to get BBQ gas when car hits a woman with baby in pram |
| 388/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Brisbane Marketing Brisbane Marketing - Queen St Mall - woman holding man on leash |
| 39/06 | 14 February 2006 |
BUPA Australia Health Pty
Ltd BUPA - man on sports field measuring distance of a javelin throw, is struck in the arm by another javelin hurled by a competitor - he pulls it out and throws it on the ground, then stumbles in shock |
| 391/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Kuta Lines Kuta Lines - surf clothing sale ad seems to feature naked female torso |
| 393/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Atkinson Gore Group Atkinson Gore Group - Varsity View Apartments - nude female with images superimposed on her body |
| 394/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Street Exchange Street Exchange - nude male dancing to music with headphones on and scantily-clad woman on couch eating a sausage in a provocative manner. Dog steals woman's sausage then drops it to attack man's crotch |
| 395/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Continental Oceania Continental Oceania - Limar Helmets - nude woman painting bicycle helmet on canvas printed in "Ride" magazine Summer 2005 |
| 396/05 | 14 February 2006 |
SSL Australia Pty Ltd SSL - Durex Pleasuremax - seductive female with tongue extended from mouth with voiceover describing condoms giving extra pleasure because of uneven texture of ribs and studs. Woman's fingernails scratching male's back as if in orgasm |
| 397/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Bugal Pty Ltd Bugal - Mobilemojo - 3970170 & 3979070 - lesbian acts |
| 398/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Bugal Pty Ltd Bugal - Mobilemojo - 4703170 - "Smack the shit out of your children. They deserve it" |
| 399/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Bugal Pty Ltd Bugal - Mobilemojo - 4947370 - "Kool-Ass" |
| 4/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Johnson & Johnson Pacific Pty
Ltd Johnson & Johnson - Stayfree Freestyle - graffiti used as background setting |
| 40/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Titan Enterprises (Qld) Pty
Ltd Titan Enterprises - man driving 1961 Thunderbird with father lounging in back seat - appears as if neither wears a seatbelt - son shows Dad snake collection |
| 400/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Bugal Pty Ltd Bugal - Mobilemojo - 4925570 - "Shit Happens" |
| 401/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Bugal Pty Ltd Bugal - Mobilemojo - 4935270 - "Boobs" |
| 402/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Bugal Pty Ltd Bugal - Mobilemojo - 4964370 - "Porn Star' |
| 403/05 | 14 February 2006 |
Bugal Pty Ltd Bugal - Mobilemojo - 6111370 - "What a Shitty Day" |
| 41/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Innerware Lingerie Innerware Lingerie - two little girls having tea party with one wearing a pink bra over her clothes - the other girl says she needs to have it properly fitted |
| 42/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Patties Foods Pty Ltd Patties Foods - Four 'n' Twenty Pies - "you bloody ripper" |
| 43/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Aquaflo Aquaflo - Aquababe - young woman in bikini top & shorts demonstrates water refill station |
| 44/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Penrite Oil Co. Pty Ltd Penrite Oil - Devil Mobile - "Haven't burned out an engine since switching to Penrite - will have to try harder" - devilish laugh and take off at great speed |
| 45/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Lever Rexona Lever Rexona - Lynxjet - female flight attendant uses a bra instead of life jacket during safety demo to male passengers |
| 46/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Mirvac Group Mirvac Group - apartment sale "a nice pair of assets" describing twin blocks |
| 47/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Lavalife Lavalife - young single people at party being described in profile as an example of who you can meet via mobile SMS text |
| 48/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Jamba! GmbH Jamba - Jamster - Pimp Your Phone - scantily clad woman suggesting sex |
| 49/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Dow Agrosciences Australia
Ltd Dow Agrosciences - Garlon 600 - high powered revolver is opened and a bullet loaded, closed, and shot at a target placed on a watermelon |
| 5/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Wendy's Supa Sundaes Pty
Ltd Wendys - mother kicks kid's chairs to provoke squabble so she can steal their ice cream shakes |
| 50/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Honda Australia Pty Ltd Honda - CRV - condition of country roads discussed at meeting - it's decided not to repair them as most of them own Honda CRV and suitable for all conditions |
| 51/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Serafin Spray Centre Serafin Spray Centre - Claas Tractors - man complains of sore bottom from sitting on tractor - voiceover "Get some arse in your Class" |
| 52/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Jenny Craig Weight Loss Centres Pty
Ltd Jenny Craig - Kirstie Alley in sexy black dress lying on a couch making sensual noises but when camera pans upwards she is seen to be enjoying fettucine. |
| 6/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Kellogg (Aust) Pty Ltd Kellogg - Nutri Grain - "Why is KNG good for Mums?" her son who she buys it for opens jar, chases dog, lifts heavy objects including suitcases and couches for her to vacuum under, |
| 7/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Take 2 Interactive Software Pty
Ltd Take 2 - "Warriors" computer game - violent fight scenes between rival gangs, man falls off roof |
| 8/06 | 14 February 2006 |
Dodo Australia Pty Ltd Dodo Internet - naked players & spectators watching cricket - streaker runs across field wearing shorts & Dodo T-shirt |