| Ref# | Date | Advertisement |
|---|---|---|
| 354/04 | 8 April 2005 |
Brumby's Bakeries Ltd Brumby's Bakeries - scene depicts various people at gospel-style worship service, minister, choir, nuns, negroes, singing "Give us this day our daily bread" - they then follow minister to Brumby's Bakery where he "breaks bread" and savours aroma |
| 55/05 | 12 April 2005 |
McDonald's Aust Ltd McDonald's - train drivers shown as incompetent in face of emergency - McDonald's crew "save the day" |
| 57/05 | 12 April 2005 |
ACP Publishing Pty Ltd ACP Publishing - Madison magazine launch based on detective series, uses words "God damned" |
| 58/05 | 12 April 2005 |
GlaxoSmithKline Australia Pty
Ltd GlaxoSmithKline - Ribena - small boy underwater in animated ocean a la Nemo - no floaties/snorkel |
| 60/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Lever Rexona Lever Rexona - Lynx Bodyspray - dance - man uses 2 cans of spray to cover himself with spray then goes to dance where girl is all over him "Show them the way", |
| 62/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Nissan Motor Co (Aust) Pty
Ltd Nissan - Maxima - "goes from zero to demerit points with effortless ease - It could carry you straight to the magistrate's court" |
| 65/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Optomeyes Optometrists Optomeyes - right glasses guarantee sexual success |
| 66/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Bayswater Car Rental Pty
Ltd Bayswater Car Rental - review of 289/98 - naked woman |
| 67/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Advanced Medical
Institute AMI - radio - Ugly Dave Gray nasal spray for premature ejaculation "up the nose and away it goes" |
| 68/05 | 12 April 2005 |
St George Group St George - detectives drive at cop's house to conduct internal investigation - how he can afford a pool, car and house like this on a copper's salary |
| 69/05 | 12 April 2005 |
A & R Removals A & R Removals - depicts church revival service |
| 70/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Transport Accident
Commission Transport Accident Commission - (radio) - man shouts in loud aggressive tone, arguing with his wife over his fault in killing child with car |
| 71/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Lever Rexona Lever Rexona - Lynx Bodyspray - man sprays deodorant all over coat stand and woman dances seductively in front of it while man watches from bed |
| 72/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Electrical Refrigeration
Services Electrical Refrigeration Services - questions asked "do you trip over your shoes and fall on the cat? Do you blame your shoes and kick the cat?" |
| 74/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Medecins Sans Frontieres Medecins Sans Frontieres - Doctors Without Borders - images of dead bodies and severed limbs |
| 76/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Bank of Western Australia Ltd
(Bankwest) Bank of WA - Bankwest - person doing computer banking when a hand comes out of the screen and slaps him, same happens when he uses an ATM |
| 77/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Vodafone Network Pty Ltd Vodafone - "Can your mobile phone tell you when to chuck a sickie?" |
| 78/05 | 12 April 2005 |
McDonald's Aust Ltd McDonald's - Happy Meals - toy dolls in toy cars drive to McD - toys you can get with meals |
| 79/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Origin Energy Origin Energy - young man at football spills another's beer - when he can't replace it he's hung by his underpants in change room |
| 80/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Freedom Furniture Ltd Freedom Furniture - room decorated Asian style has furniture dancing - Buddha ornament rocks side to side |
| 81/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Lever Rexona Lever Rexona - Impulse - female bus driver drives dangerously to football stadium, ignoring people and cars in her way (a la movie "Speed" |
| 83/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Football Federation of
Australia Football Federation - Iraq v Aust game - player scores goal then lifts his shirt over his head |
| 84/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Just Jeans Group Just Jeans - Parisian - woman finds snail in mailbox- she takes off shell and eats snail |
| 85/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Domino's Pizza Australia Pty
Ltd Domino's - 3 Pizza Special - girls choosing pizzas - one suggests "vegeroni" and another girl thinks "Just pick off the meat you Hippie" |
| 86/05 | 12 April 2005 |
HGC Administrative Services Pty
Ltd HGC - Club X - Intimate Shaver (billboard) - "give your lover a bald pussy" - man gives woman gift of cat with shaven belly |
| 87/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Australian Football
League AFL - background music to ad is Welsh national anthem "Land of our Fathers" - other ads have different countries' anthems |
| 89/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Mazda Australia Pty
Limited Mazda - Mazda 3 SP23 - "twins met in Sydney" - two vehicles driving alongside across road, anround bends and straight. Disclaimer "Closed course. Professional driver." |
| 90/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Vehicle Distributors Australia Pty
Ltd Vehicle Distributors - Renault MeganeTurbo 225 - "Kick Butt" - "with the 225h (165kw) of turbo power, six-speed gearbhox, zero to 100kph in 6.5 seconds" |
| 92/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Road Safety Task Force Road Safety Task Force Tasmania - teenagers interviewed about nominating a designated driver so that the others in the party can get drunk |
| 93/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Bolle Australia Pty Ltd Bolle - Bed - woman in bed between two men, one is smoking |
| 94/05 | 12 April 2005 |
Lever Rexona Lever Rexona - Lynx Touch - women seem sexually aroused in response to a man's actions |