| Ref# | Date | Advertisement |
|---|---|---|
| 337/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Inghams Enterprises Pty
Limited Inghams - Selections - Mother dyes son's football jersey and Dad's shirt pink then serves them checken and voiceover says "Ingham's makes any Mum a great Mum" |
| 339/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Douwe Egberts Australia Douwe Egberts - Senseo Coffee Machine - has 8 yr old making coffee, carrying it hot to father, then sitting on Dad's lap while it's drunk |
| 340/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Dairy Farmers Dairy Farmers - Dare Iced Coffee - waiter tries to doge motorcycles to serve coffee to customers on other side of racetrack |
| 341/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Unitab Ltd Unitab - "The Thinking Man's recreation" - famous statue called "The Thinking Man" campaign |
| 342/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Holeproof Holeproof - Antz Pantz - Nicky Hilton and Kimberley Stewart in underwear at hotel, look around at ants swarming over an after-party mess and order room service to clean up. 'Rex' arrives and proceeds to eat the ants crawling on the girls' legs |
| 344/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Radio Rentals Ltd Radio Rentals - "shagged furniture" shows mattress simulating sex |
| 345/05 | 13 December 2005 |
AAMI AAMI - child in car toddler seat uses remote control to raise & lower garage door which keeps hitting car bonnet as it comes down |
| 346/05 | 13 December 2005 |
BlueScope Steel BlueScope Steel - Colorbond - Outhouse - man sitting on toilet, with door open so he can gaze at his new roof. Wife's friend and young daughter see him, so he reluctantly closes the door |
| 348/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Hearts Abroad Hearts Abroad - introduction agency "are you looking for a beautiful devoted Russian wife?" and "find love in Russia" - feature girl Olga Kulikova |
| 349/05 | 13 December 2005 |
World League for Protection of Animals
Inc World Leage for Protection of Animals - shows kangaroojoeys in mother's pouch and taxt "Safe today. Dead tonight" and "Stop the cruelty. Stop the killing" |
| 350/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Myer/Grace Bros Myer - Britney Spears Fantasy perfume - hunter falls in love with goddess (Britney) he follows through woods but when she has to leave on a "Goddess World Tour" he shoots a "magic love arrow" at her back - we see it's suction capped - and she stays |
| 353/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Ford Motor Co of Aust
Ltd Ford - Falcon Utility XR8 - dogs following Ute down country street a la 357/04 where it was young women - male passenger says "I think we should give them a lift" and driver replies "Nah mate - they're dogs". |
| 354/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Golden Circle Ltd Golden Circle - Original Juice - two hippos in bed and one farts while the other holds its breath - "Here's an original fact - a hippo can hold its breath for 5 minutes" |
| 356/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Virgin Blue Airlines Pty
Ltd Virgin Blue - Velocity Credit Card - man reads letter and says "We finally have enough frequent flyer points to get two tickets to " then keels over with heart attack, then wife reads letter and also keels over. V/O "Don't wait - join Virgin Blue" |
| 358/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Target Australia Pty Ltd Target - "Dangerous Curves" - ad for women's bra sale |
| 359/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Violet Home Loans Australia Pty
Ltd Violet Home Loans - Green background with outline of woman in violet, wearing handcuffs - one part around rist and other hanging free and open |
| 360/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Maddy's Skin Care Centre Maddy's Skin Care Centre - "Before and after" photos of body enhancement therapy |
| 361/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Schering-Plough Pty Ltd Schering - Postinor 2 - (radio) - Emergency contraception - morning after pill " I didn't even know what it was till I needed it". No prescription required. |
| 362/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Lever Rexona Lever Rexona - Lynxjet - big-busted airline flight attendants exhibiting sex services they offer inflight |
| 364/05 | 13 December 2005 |
YRSA's Vineyard YRSA's Vineyard - guy discussing taste and region of wines then woman says not interested in "all the hullabaloo" just the name of the wine - then calls the guy "a wanker" |
| 366/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Target Australia Pty Ltd Target - Underwear for everyday - lacy bra for "get lucky day" |
| 367/05 | 13 December 2005 |
SCA Hygiene Australasia SCA Hygiene - Libra Tampons - best angel made with a tampon wins $500 |
| 369/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Funbox Pty Ltd Funbox - Gold Coast Girls - 4 women scantily dressed showing the sexual activities they get up to in their shared house |
| 370/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Telstra - Sensis Pty Ltd Telstra-Sensis - Yellow Pages - woman phones bar looking for husband, describing him as having a laugh like a hyena |
| 371/05 | 13 December 2005 |
Action Buses ACTION Buses- "Take your eyes off the road" - on bus back/side - man shown relaxing with eyes closed and headphones on |
| 372/05 | 13 December 2005 |
TransACT Communications Pty
Ltd TransACT - "Find out why blue is better" - image of blue eyes to advertise their SIM card |